Daily Archives: July 18th, 2008

On visiting high-street (Ann Summers) sex shops:

 

A: Will you behave?

H: Sorry.

A: You’re acting like a kid.

H: Maybe we should ask for what you need?

A: You’re making me nervous.

 

 

 

The best lines I have ever written.

Ever read.

Ever heard.

 

Pure genius.

 

H: Fair enough. Take care, sweetie, I miss you.

A: I miss you too.

 

Milena, how lucky am I?