H: You’re winding me up.
X: Didn’t A tell you?
H: Please tell me I didn’t.
X: Oh yes, Loverboy, you were trying to snog him.
H: How low can one fall?
X: It was amusing, Husten. No one took offense.
H: B’s kind-a cute I suppose.
H: You’re winding me up.
X: Didn’t A tell you?
H: Please tell me I didn’t.
X: Oh yes, Loverboy, you were trying to snog him.
H: How low can one fall?
X: It was amusing, Husten. No one took offense.
H: B’s kind-a cute I suppose.
H: I feel awful.
A: I’m not surprised. I have never seen anyone drink as much.
H: Why did you go to my flat all by yourself?
A: There was no reasoning with you.
H: You can’t just leave me at the mercy of gay teenagers.
A: You were amusing them, no end.
H: Oh God. B is barely 16.
A: After you got home you woke me up and insisted in making me taste your spaghetti bolognese while trying to rap in French with no trousers on.
H: Stop it, A.
A: Which was basically pasta with ketch-up and lots of spicy stuff.
H: Fucking hell. I can’t bear to see those people ever again.
A: You’re gonna have to. You invited them to taste your exquisite foreign cooking as you put it. Like tonight.
H: This is getting worse.
A: They loved you, Husten. You were the star of the party.
H: Like children love clowns?
A: Like I love you … (kiss) … need to go to work now.
H: Sorry about last night. L would never treat you like that.
A: No, he definitely wouldn’t … (kiss) …